Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Osama Can't Get It Up

Osama the impotent.

Seriously, he didn't even cause a recession in the US.

I know he's the most sought after man, but seriously, you want to talk about somebody who truly is irrelevant and really didn't cause or create anything, Osama Bin Laden is the quentessential definfition of failure.

If it's any consolation to the Americans that actually care about America, when he dies, he's going to be pissed off that he effectively did NOTHING bar bring about

So, if you really want to piss of Osama Bin Pointless, go out and kiss a girl, kiss a guy, have a martini, have premarital sex, listen to some Frank Sinatra, and continue on.

Happy Thanksgiving All!

3 comments:

Ed Kohler said...

9/11 was used to justify the war in Iraq, so it seems fair to use Osama to explain $500 billion in war spending, the death of thousands of US troops, and hundreds of thousands of troops lives being interrupted.

Could you honestly tell the mothers of our dead troops that Osama bin Laden "effectively did NOTHING?"

Anonymous said...

"So, if you really want to piss of Osama Bin Pointless, go out and kiss a girl"

Preferably his niece, because she's effing hot.

Anonymous said...

Amen, Happy Thanksgiving.